Are you dating a car salesman

While some CPO warranties begin the day a buyer purchases the used car, most start on the day the car was originally sold.

A simple model year isn't good enough because it doesn't tell you everything you need to know.

A 2012 car, for example, may have been sold at any point from early 2011 through the end of 2012 -- or even later.

The man walks in, looks straight at the nun and says, "Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie...?

"A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. Sales manager: Excuse me, but will you be needing a hose to water your lawn? " "No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked, there's a knock at the door. " A voice answers, "A blind salesman." The nun decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in the room while she's naked so she lets him in.

Always sell more than what the customer originally came in for." Impressed, the assistant headed off for the pharmaceutical section, where he was to work. A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

Come up with a monthly number and run it through an online calculator to see how much car that will get you.

For example, 0 a month for 48 months will buy you a ,000 car, assuming a ,000 trade in, a ,000 down payment, and a low interest rate.

If you're interested in a Kia, for instance, you'll want to call up a Kia dealership's service department and ask when the car originally went into service.

Most dealerships will have no problem giving you this information over the phone at no charge.